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Author:  Billy T [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:51 pm ]
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     A young, single woman is feeling very ill and has an extensive series of tests done by her doctor. After weeks of tests and more tests, the doctor calls her in. He tells her, I have to be frank with you the test results are not good. You have an incurable disease, and it is terminal. I would think you have no more than six months to live.
Devastated, she sobbingly asks the doctor, is there anything I can do?
The doctor says, well, if I were you I would run out and marry a Fingerstyle Guitarist ASAP.
She asks, How will that help my illness?

The doctor says, "Oh it won't help your illness;
but it will make that six months seem like an eternity!"


Author:  mikev [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:43 pm ]
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I liked it, but then i can't play with a pick well either so maybe i shouldn't laugh...
Mike

Author:  CarltonM [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:23 am ]
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Death by arpeggiation!

Author:  Anthony Z [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:04 am ]
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Good one Billy!

How did the press conference go for you?

Author:  Billy T [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:54 am ]
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[quote]How did the press conference go for you?[/quote]

Surprisingly, an odd mix of revulsion and nobody seemed to care! Huhm!

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